Packing
1. Placing everything you need in a suitcase or bag, ready to go
2. Placing the only thing you need ~ your weapon ~ in your holster of choice, typically concealed
Heat
1. The act of making something warmer
2. Your weapon
"20"
1. The number on the bill I get out of the ATM to pay for stuff
2. Your location
Sus
1. Music: from Italian sostenere, to be performed in a smooth sustained manner (I come from a hugely musical family so this is a serious problem for me!!)
2. short for "suspicious"; That guy breaking into the car is sus.
Perp
1. Short for perpetual
2. Short for perpetrator
BOB
1. The new reader books my kids like to read: Bob Books, Set 1: Beginning Readers
2. Short for Bail Out Bag, which will quite possibly never be used but must be stocked with the very best equipment ever
Weekend
1. Saturday and Sunday
2. Whatever days you aren't working
Friday
1. The day that comes before Saturday and after Thursday
2. The day that comes before whatever days you aren't working
Monday
1. The day that comes after Sunday and before Tuesday
2. The first day you work after your weekend
What are your favorites?
3 comments:
I LOVE this post! And btw I thought I emailed you back after you sent me the pic of the new baby (who is not new anymore!) I will email you today...
my husband texts "I'm 17" which means he's on his way home off duty.
my son read his text and said, "dad's not 17 he's 43.
I read his text and though that meant he was 17 minutes from home.
Jen, I love that! I can't think of anything that has confused my kids like that, but I know OTHER people get confused when we are out and about and they see my kids get all giddy over daddy going to jail! ha.
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